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Bir varm\u0131\u015f, bir yokmu\u015f. Eski \u00e7a\u011flarda, \u00fclkenin birinde bir zavall\u0131 ki\u015fi varm\u0131\u015f. G\u00fcnl\u00fck yiyece\u011finin bile yoksunu, \u00e7ulsuzun biriymi\u015f. Ama k\u00f6t\u00fc y\u00fcrekli de de\u011filmi\u015f hani. B\u00fct\u00fcn iste\u011fi ba\u015fkalar\u0131na iyilik etmekmi\u015f. \u0130yilik etmek istermi\u015f istemesine ama bunun nas\u0131l yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da pek bilmezmi\u015f. S\u0131k s\u0131k,<\/p>\n
– Aaah ah, dermi\u015f, bir g\u00fcc\u00fcm yetse de \u015fu insanlara hep iyilik etsem… Bu s\u00f6zleri duyanlar sorarlarm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n
– Peki, nas\u0131l iyilik edeceksin? O da,<\/p>\n
– \u0130yilik i\u015fte, dermi\u015f, herkese iyilik edece\u011fim. Hele o g\u00fcnler bir gelsin, ben bilirim nas\u0131l iyilik edece\u011fimi.<\/p>\n
G\u00fcnlerden bi g\u00fcn da\u011f ba\u015f\u0131nda, \u00abTanr\u0131m bana yard\u0131m etse de, ben de insano\u011fluna iyilik edebilsem.\u00bb diye m\u0131r\u0131l m\u0131r\u0131l m\u0131r\u0131ldan\u0131rken, arkadan gelen bir yolcu, yakla\u015ft\u0131k\u00e7a adam\u0131n bu s\u00f6zlerini duymu\u015f.<\/p>\n
– Merhaba o\u011ful!.. demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
\u0130yilik yapmak isteyen adam ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7evirince, ak sakal\u0131 g\u00f6be\u011fine kadar uzanm\u0131\u015f bir yolcu g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f.<\/p>\n
– Merhaba baba… demi\u015f.<\/p>\n
– Nedir \u00f6yle kendi kendine konu\u015fuyorsun, Tanr\u0131dan bi \u015feyler istiyorsun? Adam derdini, insanlara iyilik etmek i\u00e7in nas\u0131l i\u00e7inin yand\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 dilinin d\u00f6nd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc kadar anlatm\u0131\u015f. Ak sakall\u0131 adam,<\/p>\n
– Senin gibi \u00e7ok ki\u015fi ba\u015fkalar\u0131na iyilik yapmak istemi\u015ftir \u015fimdiye dek. Bu iyili\u011fin nas\u0131l yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilseydin, bu kadar \u00e7ok iyilik yapmak istemezdin. \u0130nsanlara iyilik yapmak, k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fck yapmaktan daha zordur. D\u00fcnya kuruldu kurulal\u0131 bunu becerebilen \u00e7ok az ki\u015fi \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131r… diye adama ak\u0131l vermi\u015fse de, o dinlemez,<\/p>\n
– Ah, demi\u015f, ben ba\u015fkalar\u0131na benzemem. Hele bir \u00f6yle yere ge\u00e7sem, b\u00fct\u00fcn k\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fckleri kald\u0131raca\u011f\u0131m yery\u00fcz\u00fcnden. A\u00e7, susuz kalmayacak. \u00c7\u0131plak, \u00e7ulsuz kalmayacak. Kavga d\u00f6v\u00fc\u015f kalmayacak… B\u00fct\u00fcn i\u015fleri yoluna koyaca\u011f\u0131m.
Ak sakall\u0131,<\/p>\n
– \u00c7ok istiyorsun ama, demi\u015f, yapmak istedi\u011fin i\u015fin nas\u0131l yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmiyorsun. Senden \u00f6nce de senin gibi yapmak istedikleri i\u015fi bilmeyenler \u00e7ok geldi ge\u00e7ti. \u00d6b\u00fcr\u00fc,<\/p>\n
– \u0130yilik yapmaktan kolay ne var yery\u00fcz\u00fcnde… demi\u015f. Sakall\u0131 da,<\/p>\n
– Eh, demi\u015f, demek o kadar \u00e7ok istiyorsun iyilik yapmas\u0131n\u0131, \u00f6yleyse buralarda durma. Durmadan gez dola\u015f… \u00d6yle bir yer gelir, \u00f6yle bir zaman gelir, sen de istedi\u011fin yere y\u00fckselirsin…<\/p>\n
\u0130yilik yapmak isteyen ki\u015fi, ak sakall\u0131n\u0131n yaln\u0131z son s\u00f6zlerini dinlemi\u015f, alm\u0131\u015f ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 y\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f… Oras\u0131 senin, buras\u0131 benim, y\u0131llar y\u0131l\u0131 gezmi\u015f dola\u015fm\u0131\u015f. Her gitti\u011fi yerde, insano\u011fluna iyilik yapmak i\u00e7in, nas\u0131l i\u00e7inin yan\u0131p tutu\u015ftu\u011funu anlatm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Yine b\u00f6yle gezip, dola\u015f\u0131p dururken, b\u00fct\u00fcn g\u00fcn, sonra b\u00fct\u00fcn bir gece y\u00fcr\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f, g\u00f6kbitimi \u0131\u015f\u0131rken, uzakta bir kent g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f. Bu kent \u00e7ep\u00e7evre kale duvar\u0131yla \u00e7evriliymi\u015f. Kente girilecek kap\u0131y\u0131 bulmu\u015f, i\u00e7eri y\u00f6nelmi\u015f. Kap\u0131dan kentin alan\u0131na girince \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f kalm\u0131\u015f. Nas\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131rmas\u0131n… Alan insanla dolu… Ben diyeyim y\u00fcz bin ki\u015fi, sen de \u00fc\u00e7 y\u00fcz bin ki\u015fi… \u0130nsan y\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n\u0131n ucu buca\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcnm\u00fcyor. O da kalabal\u0131\u011f\u0131n i\u00e7ine dalm\u0131\u015f. Her kafadan bir ses \u00e7\u0131k\u0131yormu\u015f. Adam, konu\u015fulanlara kulak vermi\u015f. \u015e\u00f6yle diyorlarm\u0131\u015f:<\/p>\n
– Yurtta\u015flar! Ben sizin iyili\u011finizi istiyorum. Beni padi\u015fah yapmas\u0131 i\u00e7in kargalara s\u00f6yleyin. Kargalar beni padi\u015fah yaps\u0131nlar. G\u00f6receksiniz. sizlere \u00e7ok iyilikler edece\u011fim. Bu kentin \u0131rmaklar\u0131ndan \u015ferbetler akacak, kald\u0131r\u0131m ta\u015flar\u0131 alt\u0131ndan olacak. Ya\u011fmur yerine g\u00f6kten \u015furup ya\u011fd\u0131rtaca\u011f\u0131m. Bir eliniz ya\u011fda, bir eliniz balda olacak. Her Tanr\u0131n\u0131n g\u00fcn\u00fc baklava b\u00f6rek yemekten art\u0131k b\u0131k\u0131p usanacaks\u0131n\u0131z. \u00d6yle rahat edeceksiniz ki, rahat sizi rahats\u0131z etmeye ba\u015flayacak. Say\u0131n yurtta\u015flar\u0131m! S\u00f6yleyin kargalara, beni padi\u015fah yaps\u0131nlar.<\/p>\n
B\u00fct\u00fcn a\u011f\u0131zlardan hep bu s\u00f6zleri duyan adam \u015fa\u015f\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Bir de yan\u0131ndakine bakm\u0131\u015f ki, y\u0131llarca \u00f6nce kendisiyle bir da\u011f ba\u015f\u0131nda kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131\u011f\u0131 ak sakall\u0131 g\u00f6be\u011findeki ya\u015fl\u0131 adam de\u011fil mi…<\/p>\n
– Merhaba baba… demi\u015f. Sakall\u0131 da,
– Merhaba o\u011ful… demi\u015f.
– G\u00f6r\u00fcyorum, bu kentte herkes bi t\u00fcrl\u00fc konu\u015fuyor. \u00d6yleyse neden ba\u011f\u0131np \u00e7a\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorlar?.. diye ak sakall\u0131ya sormu\u015f. Ak sakall\u0131,
– Herkes salt kendisinin iyilik yapabilece\u011fini san\u0131yor, ama bu iyili\u011fi nas\u0131l yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bilmiyor da ondan… demi\u015f.
– Bu insanlar hep b\u00f6yle ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f\u0131rlar m\u0131?
– Hay\u0131r. Se\u00e7imden se\u00e7ime ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131rlar. Burada y\u0131lda bir se\u00e7im olur. Se\u00e7im zaman\u0131 gelince herkes kendisinin se\u00e7ilmesini ister.
– Neden?
– \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc herkes salt kendisinin iyilik yapaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 san\u0131r. Hepsi de iyilik yapmak ister. K\u00f6t\u00fcl\u00fck yapmak isteyen hi\u00e7 yoktur.
– Ne se\u00e7ilir burada?
– Padi\u015fah se\u00e7ilir… Bu \u00fclke ba\u015fka \u00fclkelere benzemez. Ba\u015fka \u00fclkelerdeki gibi, burada padi\u015fah babadan o\u011fula kalmaz. Her y\u0131l halk\u0131n i\u00e7inden yeni bir padi\u015fah se\u00e7ilir. Se\u00e7ilen padi\u015fah, s\u00f6z verdi\u011fi gibi halka iyilik yaparsa padi\u015fah kal\u0131r, yapamazsa ertesi y\u0131l yeni se\u00e7im yap\u0131l\u0131r. \u015eimdiye dek bir y\u0131ldan \u00e7ok padi\u015fahl\u0131k eden \u00e7\u0131kmad\u0131.
– Peki, neden \u00abkarga, karga!\u00bb diye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorlar?
– Bu \u00fclkede padi\u015fahlar\u0131 kargalar se\u00e7er de ondan b\u00f6yle ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131yorlar.<\/p>\n
Derken hava birden kararm\u0131\u015f; G\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc bir karga bulutudur kaplam\u0131\u015f. Karga bulutlar\u0131ndan g\u00fcne\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcnmez olmu\u015f. Kargalar insanlar\u0131n tepesinde u\u00e7u\u015fup gak gaaak diye ba\u011f\u0131r\u0131\u015f\u0131rlarken, insanlar da,<\/p>\n
– Karga karde\u015f, karga karde\u015f, aman beni se\u00e7!. diye onlara yalvar\u0131rlarm\u0131\u015f. Kargalar b\u00f6ylecene ba\u011f\u0131ra, u\u00e7u\u015fa dursun, i\u00e7lerinden iri bir karga yere do\u011fru s\u00fcz\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f, iyilik yapmak i\u00e7in da\u011f bay\u0131r dola\u015fan adam\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde d\u00f6nmeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. D\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f, d\u00f6nm\u00fc\u015f, en sonunda gak diye pislemi\u015f. Sonra yine g\u00f6klere y\u00fckselmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
– \u00dc\u00e7te bir padi\u015fah oldun, \u00fc\u00e7te bir padi\u015fah oldun! diye adama \u00fcnlemeye ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Neye u\u011frad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 \u015fa\u015f\u0131ran adam da, yan\u0131ndaki Aksakal’a,<\/p>\n
– Nedir, ne oluyor?.. demi\u015f. Aksakal,<\/p>\n
– Burada padi\u015fah se\u00e7imi i\u015fte b\u00f6yle olur, demi\u015f. Bir karga, birinin ba\u015f\u0131na \u00fc\u00e7 kere pislerse o ki\u015fi bu \u00fclkeye padi\u015fah se\u00e7ilir. Sen \u015fimdi \u00fc\u00e7te bir padi\u015fah oldun, demektir. Dua et de, karga yine senin ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 se\u00e7sin.<\/p>\n
Demeye kalmam\u0131\u015f, karga yine f\u0131r d\u00f6n\u00fcp o adam\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na bir daha etmi\u015f. Alan\u0131 dolduranlar,<\/p>\n
– \u00dc\u00e7te iki padi\u015fah oldun, \u00fc\u00e7te iki padi\u015fah oldun!.. diye ba\u011f\u0131rm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Kargan\u0131n \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc i\u015fini de yine o adam\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na yapmamas\u0131 i\u00e7in, herkes kendi ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131p,<\/p>\n
– Karga karde\u015f buraya, karga karde\u015f buraya!. diye seslenerek kargaya yalvar\u0131yormu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Karga bu s\u00f6zleri dinlememi\u015f. \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kere de yine o adam\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 se\u00e7mi\u015f. Bunun \u00fczerine adam\u0131,<\/p>\n
– Padi\u015fah oldun!.. diye al\u0131p sallas\u0131rt ederek, omuzlar\u0131nda saraya ta\u015f\u0131m\u0131\u015flar. Adam padi\u015fah olunca, kendisini padi\u015fah yapan kargalar\u0131n bu iyili\u011fini unutmam\u0131\u015f. B\u00fct\u00fcn bostanlardaki, tarlalardaki bostan korkuluklar\u0131n\u0131n kald\u0131r\u0131lmas\u0131 i\u00e7in bir ferman \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f. Kargalar\u0131 ta\u015flayan, k\u0131\u015flayanlar\u0131n mahkemeye verip cezaland\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Bununla da kalmam\u0131\u015f, her evin kargalara g\u00fcnde bir avu\u00e7 yem atmas\u0131n\u0131 buyurmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Halk, m\u0131r\u0131l m\u0131r\u0131l m\u0131r\u0131ldanmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f ama, padi\u015fah\u0131n g\u00f6z\u00fc kargalardan ba\u015fkas\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6rm\u00fcyormu\u015f. B\u00f6ylece ilk y\u0131l\u0131 ge\u00e7irmi\u015fler. Yeni se\u00e7ime girmi\u015fler.<\/p>\n
O \u00fclkenin ki\u015fileri yine kentin alan\u0131na toplanm\u0131\u015flar. Yine herkes kendisinin se\u00e7ilmesi i\u00e7in kargalara yalvarmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Yine hepsi de insanlara iyilik yapmak istediklerini s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorlarm\u0131\u015f. Kargalar bulut bulut gelmi\u015f. Yine g\u00f6k kararm\u0131\u015f. Gak sesleri g\u00f6klerde u\u011fuldam\u0131\u015f. Her y\u0131l padi\u015fah\u0131 bir karga se\u00e7erken, bu y\u0131l, padi\u015fahtan g\u00f6rd\u00fckleri iyili\u011fe te\u015fekk\u00fcr i\u00e7in, on karga birden gelip, eski padi\u015fah\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na \u00fc\u00e7er kere pislemi\u015fler. O adam yine padi\u015fah olunca kargalar\u0131n bu iyili\u011fini unutmam\u0131\u015f, herkesin evinde yirmi karga beslemesini zorunlu k\u0131lm\u0131\u015f. Kargalara, so\u011fuktan, r\u00fczgardan korunmalar\u0131 i\u00e7in yuvalar yapt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f. Kargalar beslene beslene b\u00fcy\u00fcd\u00fck\u00e7e b\u00fcy\u00fcm\u00fc\u015f, ya\u011fland\u0131k\u00e7a ya\u011flanm\u0131\u015f. Her bir karga bir hindi kadar olmu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Derken yine se\u00e7im zaman\u0131 gelmi\u015f. Padi\u015fah\u0131 hi\u00e7 sevmeyen halk m\u0131r\u0131ldanm\u0131\u015f durmu\u015f, ama neye yarar, bu se\u00e7imde hindi kadar y\u00fcz karga birden \u00fc\u00e7er kere, yine eski padi\u015fah\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 be\u011fenmi\u015fler. \u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc kere padi\u015fah olan adam,<\/p>\n
– Kargalar\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcnde hi\u00e7bir bit bulunmayacak… Bitler ay\u0131klan\u0131p, kargalar temizlenecek. Kargalar\u0131n ayaklar\u0131n\u0131 cilalayacak, gerilerini ya\u011flayacaks\u0131n\u0131z! diye ferman \u00e7\u0131kartm\u0131\u015f.<\/p>\n
Kargalar beslene, bak\u0131la, koyun kadar olmu\u015flar, hem de g\u00fcnden g\u00fcne \u00e7o\u011fal\u0131yorlarm\u0131\u015f. Bir zaman gelmi\u015f, \u00e7o\u011falan, irile\u015fen kargalar kente s\u0131\u011f\u0131\u015famaz olmu\u015f. Yine se\u00e7im zaman\u0131 gelmi\u015f. Bu se\u00e7imde padi\u015faha daha \u00e7ok te\u015fekk\u00fcr i\u00e7in, be\u015f y\u00fcz karga birden \u00fc\u00e7er kere yine eski padi\u015fah\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131n\u0131 be\u011fenmi\u015f.<\/p>\n
Padi\u015fah da, kargalara o kadar iyi bakt\u0131rm\u0131\u015f ki, kargalardan kendilerine kentte yer kalmayan insanlar, evlerini, yurtlar\u0131n kargalara b\u0131rak\u0131p, da\u011flara bay\u0131rlara d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015fler. Beslenen kargalar s\u0131\u011f\u0131r kadar irile\u015fmi\u015fler.<\/p>\n
Bir se\u00e7im daha olmu\u015f. Havada s\u0131\u011f\u0131r kadar iri kargalar u\u00e7maya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015f. Onlar\u0131n g\u00fcr\u00fclt\u00fcs\u00fcnden kulaklar sa\u011f\u0131r oluyormu\u015f. Kargalar, padi\u015faha olan bor\u00e7lar\u0131n\u0131 \u00f6demek i\u00e7in, bu sefer hep birden gelip, padi\u015fah\u0131n tepesine te\u015fekk\u00fcrlerini b\u0131rakm\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
\u0130nsanlar, yeniden se\u00e7ilen padi\u015fah\u0131 saraya g\u00f6t\u00fcrmek i\u00e7in yakla\u015f\u0131nca bir de bakm\u0131\u015flar ki, karga tersinden bir tepe… Padi\u015fah da bu tepenin alt\u0131nda bo\u011fulmu\u015f, ezilmi\u015f. Oradaki insanlar, sevin\u00e7 i\u00e7inde, yeniden,<\/p>\n
– Karga karde\u015f, beni se\u00e7. Karga karde\u015f, beni se\u00e7!. diye ba\u011fr\u0131\u015fmaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar.<\/p>\n
Aziz Nesin | Memleketin Birinde – Kargalar\u0131n Se\u00e7ti\u011fi Padi\u015fah<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bir varm\u0131\u015f, bir yokmu\u015f. Eski \u00e7a\u011flarda, \u00fclkenin birinde bir zavall\u0131 ki\u015fi varm\u0131\u015f. G\u00fcnl\u00fck yiyece\u011finin bile yoksunu, \u00e7ulsuzun biriymi\u015f. Ama k\u00f6t\u00fc y\u00fcrekli de de\u011filmi\u015f hani. B\u00fct\u00fcn iste\u011fi ba\u015fkalar\u0131na iyilik etmekmi\u015f. \u0130yilik etmek istermi\u015f istemesine ama bunun nas\u0131l yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 da pek bilmezmi\u015f. S\u0131k s\u0131k, – Aaah ah, dermi\u015f, bir g\u00fcc\u00fcm yetse de \u015fu insanlara hep iyilik etsem… […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-6675","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-turkiye-den-oykuler"},"yoast_head":"\n