{"id":6695,"date":"2011-08-21T15:17:25","date_gmt":"2011-08-21T12:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/21\/dur-bakalim-ne-olacak-allah-sonumuzu-hayir-eylesin-aziz-nesin\/"},"modified":"2011-08-21T15:17:25","modified_gmt":"2011-08-21T12:17:25","slug":"dur-bakalim-ne-olacak-allah-sonumuzu-hayir-eylesin-aziz-nesin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narteks.net\/index.php\/2011\/08\/21\/dur-bakalim-ne-olacak-allah-sonumuzu-hayir-eylesin-aziz-nesin\/","title":{"rendered":"Dur bakal\u0131m, ne olacak? Allah sonumuzu hay\u0131r eylesin! | Aziz Nesin"},"content":{"rendered":"![](\"images\/stories\/aziz_nesin.jpg\")
Bo\u011fazi\u00e7i’nin Karadeniz Bo\u011faz\u0131na yak\u0131n Anadolu yakas\u0131nda, deniz k\u0131y\u0131s\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcnde bir \u00e7ayevi… O \u00e7ay evinin hemen b\u00fct\u00fcn m\u00fc\u015fterileri, hep o semtin insanlar\u0131 olduklar\u0131ndan ve oraya s\u0131k s\u0131k geldiklerinden birbirlerini tan\u0131rlar. \u00c7o\u011fu da emeklidir. Emekli olunca konu\u015fmalar\u0131 do\u011fal olarak ge\u00e7im s\u0131k\u0131nt\u0131s\u0131, pahal\u0131l\u0131k, s\u00fcrekli zamlar vb konular \u00fcst\u00fcne oluyor.<\/p>\n
O sabah da yine her zamanki gibi \u00f6nce ev dertlerinden ba\u015flay\u0131p \u00fclkenin sorunlar\u0131ndan konu\u015fmaya ge\u00e7tiler. H\u00fck\u00fcmet enflasyonu y\u00fczde otuzda tutaca\u011f\u0131na s\u00f6z vermi\u015fti, oysa y\u00fczde sekseni buldu. Y\u00fczde seksen, ha? Peki ne olacak? Almanya ya, Fransa’ya, \u0130sve\u00e7’e i\u015f\u00e7i g\u00f6nderdik, yine yetmedi; ta Arabistan’lara, Avustralya\u2019lara i\u015f\u00e7i g\u00f6nderdik, yine yetmedi. \u015eimdi de Sovyetler Birli\u011fine i\u015f\u00e7i g\u00f6nderilecekmi\u015f. Gitmeye istekli i\u015f\u00e7iler \u00f6yle y\u0131\u011f\u0131lm\u0131\u015flar ki, s\u0131ra kapmak i\u00e7in birbirlerini ezmi\u015fler. Allah Allah!… Yahu, kom\u00fcnist Rusya ya bile i\u015f\u00e7i g\u00f6nderecekler ha? Paran\u0131n kom\u00fcnisti, fa\u015fisti, dini iman\u0131 olur mu arkada\u015f, para parad\u0131r, gelsin de nereden gelirse gelsin. Ben kom\u00fcnistin paras\u0131n\u0131 al\u0131p cami yapt\u0131rd\u0131ktan, kuran kursu a\u00e7t\u0131ktan sonra bir g\u00fcnah\u0131 yok ki… \u00dcstelik sevab\u0131 bile var.<\/p>\n
Peki bunun sonu nereye varacak birader? Allah sonumuzu hay\u0131r eylesin!<\/p>\n
Efendim, memleketin b\u00fct\u00fcn gelirleri, ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z d\u0131\u015f bor\u00e7lar\u0131n y\u0131ll\u0131k faizini \u00f6demeye bile yetmiyormu\u015f. Deme yahu… Amerika\u2019dan ald\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z bor\u00e7larla, salt eski bor\u00e7lar\u0131n faizini bile zor \u00f6d\u00fcyormu\u015fuz. Allah Allah… Bu gidi\u015fin sonu nereye var\u0131r dostum?<\/p>\n
Ayemef diye uluslararas\u0131 bir kurulu\u015f var ya hani… Evet, i\u015fte o uluslar aras\u0131 para fonu mu ne… Uluslararas\u0131 demek, ne demek?<\/p>\n
Amerika demek… \u0130\u015fte bizim kendi memleketimizde nereye ne yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131za, neyi nas\u0131l yapaca\u011f\u0131m\u0131za, neyin nas\u0131l yap\u0131laca\u011f\u0131na, fabrikam\u0131za, yolumuza, her \u015feyimize, her \u015feyimize o karar verirmi\u015f… Yok yahu… Bak bunu bilmiyordum… Peki, b\u00f6yle giderse ne olur…<\/p>\n
Her g\u00fcn, her ak\u015fam hep bu konular konu\u015fulur… Her konu\u015fmada ayn\u0131 s\u00f6zlerle \u015fa\u015farlar! Yok yahu!… Allah Allah!…<\/p>\n
\u00c7ayevindeki emekliler birbirlerine hep yan\u0131ts\u0131z kalacak ayn\u0131 soruyu sorarlar:<\/p>\n
-Peki, ne olacak b\u00f6yle? Bekleyelim g\u00f6relim. Bakal\u0131m, ne olacak?<\/p>\n
-Bunun sonu nereye var\u0131r b\u00f6yle? Hep merak ediyoruz. Dur bakal\u0131m, ne olacak?<\/p>\n
O sabah yine hi\u00e7 b\u0131k\u0131p usanmadan ayn\u0131 konular konu\u015fuldu ve \u00e7ayevindeki herkes birbirine ‘Dur bakal\u0131m, ne olacak?’ dedi.<\/p>\n
G\u00fcn g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f, d\u00f6nem ge\u00e7irmi\u015f, eski Tophane Askeri Sanayi Mektebi’nden yetmi\u015fe, yetmi\u015fini \u00e7ok a\u015fk\u0131n bir eski i\u015f\u00e7i emeklisi,<\/p>\n
-Dur bakal\u0131m, ne olacak deyip duruyorsunuz da, bana bir akrabam\u0131z\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na gelenleri an\u0131msatt\u0131n\u0131z.. dedi.<\/p>\n
Ba\u015flar ona y\u00f6neldi. Akrabas\u0131n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na geleni merakla sordular. Bu ilgiyi bekleyen i\u015f\u00e7i emeklisi de olay\u0131 \u015f\u00f6yle anlatt\u0131.<\/p>\n
Hani h\u00fck\u00fcmetimiz darda kal\u0131p d\u00fcnya cenneti Bo\u011fazi\u00e7i’nin en g\u00fczel tepelerini, korular\u0131n\u0131, yerlerini, petrol zengini Araplara sat\u0131yordu ya… \u0130\u015fte o s\u0131ra bir Arap zengini \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131 ortaya, \u015eeyh mi Prens mi, yoksa hepsi birden mi, \u00f6yle bir \u015fey. Ad\u0131 Ebul-Fat\u0131k El-M\u0131\u015fki. Bo\u011fazi\u00e7i\u2019nin seyrine doyum olmaz tepelerden birini sat\u0131n alm\u0131\u015f. Oraya art\u0131k k\u00f6\u015fk m\u00fc, konak m\u0131, saray m\u0131, i\u015fte \u00f6yle bir \u015fey yapt\u0131racak. Derken bu Ebul Fat\u0131k, bir T\u00fcrk k\u0131z\u0131yla evlenme sevdas\u0131na d\u00fc\u015fm\u00fc\u015f. Hangi T\u00fcrk k\u0131z\u0131 oldu\u011fu belli de\u011fil, yeter ki T\u00fcrk k\u0131z\u0131 olsun… Elbet Arap \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fclerinde g\u00fczel de olacak.<\/p>\n
Ebul-Fat\u0131k i\u00e7in sat\u0131n alaca\u011f\u0131 tepeyi aray\u0131p bulan komisyoncular, bu kez de ona k\u0131z aramaya ba\u015flam\u0131\u015flar. Ebul-Fat\u0131k\u2019\u0131n arad\u0131\u011f\u0131 k\u0131zda arad\u0131\u011f\u0131 ko\u015fullar var: Gen\u00e7 olacak, k\u0131z o\u011flan k\u0131z eline erkek eli de\u011fmemi\u015f olacak ve gayette saf olacak. Bu zamanda \u0130stanbul\u2019da b\u00f6yle k\u0131z bulmak kolay m\u0131? Ebul-Fat\u0131k da zaman da para da \u00e7ok, ille de arad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bulacak. Arac\u0131lar, \u0131smarlanan k\u0131z\u0131 araya dursunlar, Ebul-Fat\u0131k da bir yandan \u00e7at pat T\u00fcrk\u00e7e \u00f6\u011freniyor ki, evlenece\u011fi k\u0131zla ‘yat, kalk, uzan, d\u00f6n’ falan filan gibi kendisine gerekli olan bir ka\u00e7 s\u00f6z konu\u015fabilsin.<\/p>\n
Ebul-Fat\u0131k\u2019a \u00e7ok k\u0131z g\u00f6stermi\u015fler. Arap hino\u011fluhin, \u00f6yle her k\u0131z\u0131 da be\u011fenmiyor. S\u00fct beyaz tenli, lahmacun bedenli, kal\u00e7alar\u0131 enli bir lokum olacak. Sonunda bulunan k\u0131zlardan birini \u00e7ok be\u011fenmi\u015f. \u0130\u015fte biz Ebul-Fat\u0131k’\u0131 bu ili\u015fkiyle tan\u0131d\u0131k. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc, Ebul-Fat\u0131k\u2019\u0131n ay\u0131l\u0131p bay\u0131larak be\u011fendi\u011fi k\u0131z, bizim han\u0131m\u0131n uzak bir akrabas\u0131n\u0131n k\u0131z\u0131… K\u0131z tam da Ebul-Fat\u0131k\u2019\u0131n istedi\u011fi gibi, on yedi ya\u015f\u0131nda, kuran kursunda yeti\u015fmi\u015f, ak\u00e7a pak\u00e7a, yandan \u00e7arkl\u0131 kal\u00e7alar… Safl\u0131\u011f\u0131na gelince, aptaldan bir parmak yukar\u0131da saf… Ebul Fat\u0131k\u2019\u0131 da bir g\u00f6rseniz, korkudan duda\u011f\u0131n\u0131z u\u00e7uklar. K\u0131z\u0131n babas\u0131ndan ya\u015fl\u0131. \u0130nsan k\u0131l\u0131\u011f\u0131ndaki bu \u00e7irkinlik an\u0131t\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6ren biri \u00f6yle \u015fa\u015fm\u0131\u015f ki, iki elini g\u00f6ky\u00fcz\u00fcne kald\u0131r\u0131p ‘Hey kurban oldu\u011fum Allah, sen nelere kadir de\u011filsin..’ diye \u015fa\u015fk\u0131nl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 belirtmi\u015f. \u00dcstelik memleketinde \u00fc\u00e7 m\u00fc, be\u015f mi – kesin say\u0131s\u0131 saptanamad\u0131- kar\u0131s\u0131 oldu\u011fundan bu k\u0131z\u0131 h\u00fck\u00fcmet nikah\u0131yla de\u011fil, imam nikah\u0131yla alacak. Her neyse efendim, bu Ebul-Fat\u0131k, k\u0131zla evlendi.<\/p>\n
Saf k\u0131z, \u00e7ok yoksul bir ailenin \u00e7ocu\u011fu oldu\u011fundan, evlenip de o l\u00fckse, o g\u00f6rkeme kavu\u015funca \u00e7ok mutlu oldu. Kocas\u0131n\u0131n ad\u0131 Ebul Fat\u0131k el-M\u0131\u015fk\u0131 \u00e7ok uzun oldu\u011fundan, k\u0131z\u0131n ailesi ana k\u0131saca F\u0131t\u0131k amca diyor. Hem de Fat\u0131k Bey deyince, Arab\u0131n ad\u0131 azbu\u00e7uk T\u00fcrk\u00e7ele\u015fmi\u015f oluyor. K\u0131z\u0131n kendinden alt\u0131 ya\u015f k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir o\u011flan karde\u015fi var, k\u0131z\u0131n tersine cin mi cin. O, Fat\u0131k Amca diyemedi\u011finden F\u0131t\u0131k Amca demeye ba\u015flad\u0131. F\u0131t\u0131k Amca a\u015fa\u011f\u0131, F\u0131t\u0131k Amca yukar\u0131…<\/p>\n
Biz de han\u0131mla iki kez evlerine gittik. Bo\u011faz\u0131n tepesindeki o k\u00f6\u015fk yap\u0131lana dek, Ni\u015fanta\u015f\u0131\u2019nda l\u00fcks daire sat\u0131n alm\u0131\u015f, daireyi de k\u0131z\u0131n \u00fcst\u00fcne yapm\u0131\u015f. Biz F\u0131t\u0131k Amca\u2019y\u0131 orada tan\u0131d\u0131k.<\/p>\n
Gel zaman git zaman… Bundan sonra olanlar\u0131 bana han\u0131m anlatt\u0131. O da, F\u0131t\u0131k amcan\u0131n gen\u00e7 kar\u0131s\u0131ndan duymu\u015f. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc kad\u0131n olup biteni her \u00f6n\u00fcne gelene anlat\u0131yormu\u015f.
F\u0131t\u0131k Amcan\u0131n g\u00fczel ve k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck kar\u0131s\u0131 sokakta hep \u00e7ar\u015fafla geziyor. F\u0131t\u0131k Amca \u00e7ok k\u0131skan\u00e7 oldu\u011fundan, gencecik kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131n kad\u0131n akrabalar\u0131yla bile s\u0131k g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmesini istemiyor. \u0130yi ama, F\u0131t\u0131k Amcan\u0131n evde olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131 zamanlar k\u0131z\u0131n can\u0131 s\u0131k\u0131l\u0131yor. K\u0131skan\u00e7 Amca, bir yandan da kar\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 eve hapseden koca izlenimi vermek istemiyor \u00e7evresine. Kar\u0131s\u0131na g\u00fcvenen bir koca g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fcnde… \u0130\u015fte bu y\u00fczden, kendisinin evde bulunmayaca\u011f\u0131 iki g\u00fcn kar\u0131s\u0131na al\u0131\u015fveri\u015f i\u00e7in, \u00e7ok uzaklara gitmemek ko\u015fuluyla, soka\u011fa \u00e7\u0131kabilece\u011fini s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor. Gen\u00e7 kad\u0131n buna \u00e7ok seviniyor, ama sokakta ne yaps\u0131n tek ba\u015f\u0131na? Sinemaya gidip gidemeyece\u011fini soruyor. F\u0131t\u0131k Amca uzun uzun d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcyor. Karar vermek kolay de\u011fil. Gitme dese, kar\u0131s\u0131na bask\u0131 yapm\u0131\u015f olacak. Git demeye de i\u00e7i elvermiyor. Birlikte gitmeleri hi\u00e7 uygun de\u011fil. Sonun da \u015f\u00f6yle diyor:<\/p>\n
-Avet… M\u00fcsade var… Velakin avvalden ben g\u00f6recek, bilahara sen…<\/p>\n
F\u0131t\u0131k Amca, o dolaylardaki sinamalarda oynanan b\u00fct\u00fcn flimleri seyredip ‘Hazreti \u00d6mer\u2019in Adaleti’ adl\u0131 yerli filimi g\u00f6rebilece\u011fini s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor. Necmiye… Gen\u00e7 kad\u0131n\u0131n ad\u0131. Gidiyor sinemaya… F\u0131t\u0131k Amcan\u0131n i\u00e7i p\u0131rp\u0131r… Ertesi ak\u015fam eve d\u00f6n\u00fcyor. Oh, \u015f\u00fck\u00fcr Necmiye evde.<\/p>\n
-Necmiyaa?<\/p>\n
-Efendim.<\/p>\n
-Ne yapt\u0131n ben yokken?<\/p>\n
Necmiye yanayak\u0131la anlatmaya giri\u015fiyor!<\/p>\n
-Ah,sorma…<\/p>\n
Nas\u0131l sormas\u0131n, meraktan \u00e7atl\u0131yor.<\/p>\n
-Ne oldu Necmiya?<\/p>\n
–\u00d6yle bir \u015fey geldi ki ba\u015f\u0131ma, \u015fa\u015ft\u0131m \u015fa\u015ft\u0131m kald\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-Ne geldi ba\u015f\u0131na?<\/p>\n
Necmiya saf saf anlat\u0131yor!<\/p>\n
-Senin s\u00f6yledi\u011fin sinemaya gitmek \u00fczere \u00e7ar\u015fafland\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-\u015eok g\u00fczel.<\/p>\n
-\u00c7\u0131kt\u0131m soka\u011fa<\/p>\n
-Avet?<\/p>\n
-Yolda giderken bir herif sokuldu yan\u0131ma?<\/p>\n
-Bir harif?<\/p>\n
-Evet… Ben gidiyorum, o da yan\u0131mda gidiyor. Ben gidiyorum o da gidiyor. Dur bakal\u0131m, ne olacak, diye merak ettim.<\/p>\n
F\u0131t\u0131k Amca \u00e7ok bozulur ama, kar\u0131s\u0131na belli etmemeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015farak o da \u015fa\u015fm\u0131\u015f g\u00f6r\u00fcn\u00fcr!<\/p>\n
-Allah allah.. Ban da \u015fok merak ettim. Du bakalim n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Ben gidiyorum, o gidiyor… B\u00f6\u00f6\u00f6yle yan\u0131mda. Dibimden ayr\u0131lm\u0131yor. Dur bakal\u0131m n’olacak diyorum i\u00e7imden…<\/p>\n
-Fasuphanellah… Du bakali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Bileti al\u0131yorum, o senin dedi\u011fin sinemaya girdim,adam da girmez mi?<\/p>\n
Bu kez F\u0131t\u0131k Amca atik davran\u0131p kar\u0131s\u0131ndan \u00f6nce sordu:<\/p>\n
-Ve minelgaraip.. Du bakali n’olecak? Sonra?<\/p>\n
-Sonra ben oturdum. O da yan\u0131mdaki bo\u015f koltu\u011fa oturmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Hayret! Du bakali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-I\u015f\u0131klar s\u00f6nd\u00fc, filim ba\u015flad\u0131.<\/p>\n
-Eeee anlat Necmiyaa?<\/p>\n
-O herif elini baca\u011f\u0131ma atmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Ne diyorsun, velacaip…<\/p>\n
-\u00c7ar\u015faf\u0131m\u0131n ete\u011finin alt\u0131ndan elini sokmaz m\u0131? Aaa! \u015ea\u015ft\u0131m kald\u0131m…<\/p>\n
-Ne yapacak?<\/p>\n
–Bilmem ben de onu merak ediyorum ya… Dur bakal\u0131m, n’olacak diye bekliyorum.<\/p>\n
-Vallahi ban da merak ettim yahu… Du bakali n’olecak, diye bekliyorum.<\/p>\n
-Sonra o herif oram\u0131 buram\u0131 kar\u0131\u015ft\u0131rmaya ba\u015flad\u0131. Do\u011frusu \u00e7ok merak ettim. Sen olsan
merak etmez misin?<\/p>\n
F\u0131t\u0131k Amcan\u0131n g\u00f6zlerinden ate\u015fler sa\u00e7\u0131l\u0131yor ama, kar\u0131s\u0131 o denli saf ki, k\u0131zsa, hi\u00e7 yak\u0131\u015f\u0131k almayaca\u011f\u0131 i\u00e7in o da kar\u0131s\u0131na uyup soruyor!<\/p>\n
-Nacmiya, du bakali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Sonra ‘Hazreti \u00d6mer in Adaleti’ bitti. Lambalar yand\u0131. Ben kalkt\u0131m, o da kalkmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Sonra, harif da?<\/p>\n
-Evet.<\/p>\n
-Velacaip ve minelgarip… Du balali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-\u00c7\u0131kt\u0131m sinemadan, o da \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131. Ben y\u00fcr\u00fcyorum, o da yan\u0131mda y\u00fcr\u00fcyor.<\/p>\n
-Aman Necmiya, vallahi \u015fok merak ettim. Du bakali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Ben de merak ediyorum. Ben k\u00f6\u015feyi sapt\u0131m.<\/p>\n
-Harif da sapt\u0131 m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Sapt\u0131.<\/p>\n
-Anlat \u015fabuk Nacmiya, \u015fok merakl\u0131.<\/p>\n
-Bizim apartman\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131ndan girdim, herif de girdi. Dur bakal\u0131m, n’olecak diye merak
i\u00e7indeyim.<\/p>\n
F\u0131t\u0131k Amca ter i\u00e7inde…<\/p>\n
-Sonra?<\/p>\n
-Bizim kata \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131m, herif de \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131.<\/p>\n
-Vay harif vay!…<\/p>\n
-\u00c7antamdan anahtar\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131p bizim dairenin kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7t\u0131m, girdim i\u00e7eri, o da girmez mi?<\/p>\n
-Harif da yallah i\u00e7eri?<\/p>\n
-Evet<\/p>\n
-Du bakali n’olecak… Aman anlat \u015fabuk Nacmiya…<\/p>\n
-Eve gelince yatak odas\u0131na girip elbet soyundum. O da soyunmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Ne diyorsun Nacmiyaa… Du bakal\u0131 n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Soyununca yata\u011fa girdim. Olur \u015fey de\u011fil, o da benimle yata\u011fa girmez mi?<\/p>\n
F\u0131t\u0131k Amca k\u0131zg\u0131n demirle da\u011flanm\u0131\u015f gibi hayk\u0131r\u0131r:<\/p>\n
-Ayvaaaaah! Du bakali n’olecak?<\/p>\n
-Ben de yatakta ne olacak diye merak ediyorum.<\/p>\n
–Aman Nacmiyaa, vallahi meraktan \u015fatlayacak ban… S\u00f6yle \u015fabuk, ne oldu Nacmiya?<\/p>\n
-Hii\u00e7 can\u0131m… Bir \u015fey de\u011filmi\u015f, ben de bo\u015fu bo\u015funa merak etmi\u015fim.<\/p>\n
Boncuk boncuk ter d\u00f6k\u00fcyordu F\u0131t\u0131k Amca.<\/p>\n
-Yok yahu… Peki, ne oldu Nacmiyaa? Ne yapt\u0131?<\/p>\n
-Aynen senin her gece yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131…<\/p>\n
Beyninden vurulmu\u015fa d\u00f6nen F\u0131t\u0131k Amca ne yaps\u0131n \u015fimdi? Kar\u0131s\u0131 o denli saf ki, ba\u015f\u0131na k\u00f6t\u00fc bir \u015feyin geldi\u011finden bile haberi yok ki… D\u00f6vse olmaz. Kovsa olmaz.<\/p>\n
Erkekli\u011fe toz kondurmamak , yi\u011fitli\u011fe krem s\u00fcrd\u00fcrmemek i\u00e7in F\u0131t\u0131k Amca \u015f\u00f6yle der:<\/p>\n
-Amaaaaan Nacmiya, ban da muhim bi\u015fey zannediyordum. Du bakali n’olecak diye bo\u015funa merak etmi\u015fim. Velakin hi\u00e7 m\u00f6him de\u011fil.<\/p>\n
Olay\u0131 anlatan ya\u015fl\u0131 i\u015f\u00e7i emek\u00e7isi,<\/p>\n
-\u0130\u015fte b\u00f6yle arkada\u015flar, diye s\u00f6z\u00fc ba\u011flad\u0131, b\u00fct\u00fcn bu olup biteni kad\u0131n saf saf her \u00f6n\u00fcne gelene anlat\u0131yormu\u015f. Bizim han\u0131m da kendisinden duymu\u015f.<\/p>\n
Titreyen elindeki kahve fincan\u0131n\u0131 masaya koyan bir memur emeklisi,<\/p>\n
-Yahu, hi\u00e7 anlayamad\u0131m, dedi, sen \u015fimdi bu olay\u0131 ne diye anlatt\u0131n? Kel mana?<\/p>\n
\u0130\u015f\u00e7i emeklisi,<\/p>\n
-Her g\u00fcn burada laflay\u0131p laflay\u0131p da sonunda ‘Dur bakal\u0131m, n’olacak?’ diye merak edip soruyorsunuz ya, i\u015fte sizi meraktan kurtarmak i\u00e7in ne olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 anlatt\u0131m.<\/p>\n
\u00c7ayevindekilerden bir kahkaha koptu.<\/p>\n
\u0130\u015f\u00e7i emeklisi ekledi:<\/p>\n
-Velakin hi\u00e7 m\u00fchim de\u011fil.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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