{"id":6911,"date":"2012-10-07T17:24:46","date_gmt":"2012-10-07T14:24:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/localhost\/wordpress\/2012\/10\/07\/hic-kimse-simdiye-kadar-boylesine-kotu-bir-hikaye-yazamamistir-aziz-nesin\/"},"modified":"2012-10-07T17:24:46","modified_gmt":"2012-10-07T14:24:46","slug":"hic-kimse-simdiye-kadar-boylesine-kotu-bir-hikaye-yazamamistir-aziz-nesin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/narteks.net\/index.php\/2012\/10\/07\/hic-kimse-simdiye-kadar-boylesine-kotu-bir-hikaye-yazamamistir-aziz-nesin\/","title":{"rendered":"Hi\u00e7 kimse \u015fimdiye kadar b\u00f6ylesine k\u00f6t\u00fc bir hik\u00e2ye yazamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r | Aziz Nesin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border: 0px none; float: left;\" src=\"images\/stories\/aziz_nesin.jpg\" width=\"155\" height=\"205\" border=\"0\" \/>Tan\u0131\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m birisiyle telefonda candan konu\u015famam. \u00c7ekingen, \u00fcrkek olurum. Telefonun \u00f6b\u00fcr ucunda konu\u015fan\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc, g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6rmeyince niyetini anlayamazs\u0131n\u0131z ki&#8230; Onun i\u00e7in benimle telefonda ilk konu\u015fanlar, beni ger\u00e7ekte oldu\u011fumdan \u00e7ok daha ters, \u00e7ok daha so\u011fuk san\u0131rlar. Telefonu kapad\u0131ktan sonra da neden daha candan konu\u015fmad\u0131m diye, kabal\u0131\u011f\u0131ma \u00fcz\u00fcl\u00fcr, kendi kendime k\u0131zar\u0131m.<br \/>O, bir gece yar\u0131s\u0131na do\u011fru telefon etti.<br \/>\u2014 Alo&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 Buyrun.<br \/>\u2014 Siz misiniz?<br \/>Soruya bak!<br \/>\u2014 Evet benim. Siz de siz misiniz?<br \/>\u2014 Evet.<br \/>\u2014 \u00c7ok iyi.<br \/>\u2014 Efendim ben sizin&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 Sa\u011f olunuz. De\u011fer veriyorsunuz.<br \/>Burada yaz\u0131lmas\u0131 gerekmiyen, ama \u00e7ok ho\u015fuma giden bir s\u00fcr\u00fc \u00f6vmeler&#8230; Beni g\u00f6rmek istermi\u015f.<br \/>\u2014 Buyrun efendim.<br \/>Adres verdim. Ertesi g\u00fcn saat 14\u2019de geldi. Ben ya\u015fta, ama benim \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcm gibi bir adam. B\u00fct\u00fcn yaz\u0131lar\u0131m\u0131 okumu\u015f. L\u00e2f de\u011fil, ger\u00e7ekten okumu\u015f. Hepsi de akl\u0131nda.<br \/>\u2014 Hani o&#8230; diye ba\u015flay\u0131p, bir hik\u00e2ye anlat\u0131yor.<br \/>Kat\u0131la kat\u0131la g\u00fcl\u00fcyorum.<br \/>\u2014 Aman \u00e7ok g\u00fczel, \u015funu yazay\u0131m, diyorum.<br \/>Y\u00fcz\u00fcme bak\u0131yor.<br \/>\u2014 Bu, sizin hik\u00e2yeniz.<br \/>Hik\u00e2yenin \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 yeri, tarihi s\u00f6yl\u00fcyor, kahkaham surat\u0131mda donuyor, bozuluyorum.<br \/>\u2014 Hani o&#8230; diye yeni bir hik\u00e2yeye ba\u015fl\u0131yor.<br \/>\u2014 Aman \u00e7ok g\u00fczel, bir yerde \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015f m\u0131 bu hik\u00e2ye?<br \/>Yine \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n surat\u0131ma bak\u0131yor:<br \/>\u2014 Sizin hik\u00e2yeniz.<br \/>Ben yine bozuluyorum. Durup durup,<br \/>\u2014 Hani o&#8230; diye ba\u015fl\u0131yarak ba\u015fka bir hik\u00e2ye anlat\u0131yor.<br \/>\u2014 Aman pek g\u00fczel. Kimin?<br \/>Beni s\u00fcz\u00fcyor. O zaman o hik\u00e2yenin de benim oldu\u011funu anl\u0131yorum. Boyuna hik\u00e2ye anlat\u0131yor. Art\u0131k ne g\u00fcl\u00fcyorum, ne de bi\u015fey s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorum. Mizaha pek d\u00fc\u015fk\u00fcnm\u00fc\u015f. Mizah hik\u00e2yeleri yazarm\u0131\u015f. Mizah hik\u00e2yesi yazanlar bana hep umut vermi\u015flerdir. Elimden geldi\u011fince b\u00f6ylelerini desteklemek, kendilerine yard\u0131m etmek isterim. \u0130\u015fimi g\u00fcc\u00fcm\u00fc b\u0131rak\u0131r, onlar\u0131n yaz\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131 virg\u00fcl atlamadan okurum. Kendi anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131ma g\u00f6re d\u00fczeltir, kimi yerini \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r, kimi yerine de eklemeler yapar\u0131m. Yay\u0131nlanabilecekleri, yay\u0131nlat\u0131r\u0131m. Misafirin uzatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 hik\u00e2yeyi ald\u0131m.<br \/>\u2014 \u0130nceliyeyim de size bildiririm, dedim.<br \/>\u2014 \u015eimdi okuyamaz m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z? dedi.<br \/>\u2014 Rahat bir zamanda okusam, iyi olur.<br \/>O gitti. Hemen bana b\u0131rakt\u0131\u011f\u0131 hik\u00e2yeyi okumaya ba\u015flad\u0131m. B\u00fcy\u00fck bir iyi niyetle okuyordum. Bir hik\u00e2ye b\u00f6ylesine k\u00f6t\u00fc olursa iyi niyet bile para etmiyor&#8230; ilkin d\u00fczelteyim dedim. Ama neresini d\u00fczeltmeli?.. Dili bozuk, T\u00fcrk\u00e7esi k\u00f6t\u00fc. Konu diye bi\u015fey yok. \u0130ki kere okudum. Hik\u00e2yenin ne demek istedi\u011fi hi\u00e7 anla\u015f\u0131lm\u0131yor.<br \/>Ertesi g\u00fcn, geldi. Heyecanl\u0131yd\u0131.<br \/>\u2014 Hik\u00e2yemi nas\u0131l buldunuz?<br \/>Uygunca bir bi\u00e7imde, dar\u0131ltmadan anlatmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015farak,<br \/>\u2014 G\u00fczel, dedim. G\u00fczel ama mizah hik\u00e2yesi de\u011fil.<br \/>Birden surat\u0131 as\u0131ld\u0131:<br \/>\u2014 Nas\u0131l mizah\u00ee de\u011fil, siz \u015funu bir daha okusan\u0131z&#8230;<br \/>Can\u0131m s\u0131k\u0131ld\u0131:<br \/>\u2014 Karde\u015fim, bir mizah hikayesi her\u015feyden \u00f6nce okuyan\u0131 g\u00fcld\u00fcrecek. Ama az g\u00fcld\u00fcrecek, ama \u00e7ok&#8230; Kimi mizah hik\u00e2yesi, okuyan\u0131 kat\u0131lt\u0131r g\u00fclmekten, kimisi de g\u00fcl\u00fcmsetir. Her neyse, ama g\u00fcld\u00fcrmesi bir kere \u015fart. Gerisi ondan sonra gelir.<br \/>\u2014 Benim hik\u00e2yem mizah\u00ee.<br \/>\u2014 Olabilir, benim \u00f6l\u00e7\u00fcm y\u00fczdey\u00fcz do\u011frudur demiyorum. Sizin hik\u00e2yeniz mizah\u00eedir de, benim mizah anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131ma, be\u011fenime uymuyordur. Ba\u015fka birisi hikayenizde b\u00fcy\u00fck bir mizah bulabilir.<br \/>\u2014 Hay\u0131r, ben sizin d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncenize de\u011fer veriyorum. Benim i\u00e7in \u00f6nemli olan sizin bu hik\u00e2yeyi<br \/>be\u011fenmeniz.<br \/>Hik\u00e2yesini uzatt\u0131m:<br \/>\u2014 Buyrun. Mizah hik\u00e2yesi olarak ilgimi \u00e7ekmedi.<br \/>\u2014 Siz onu bir daha al\u0131c\u0131 g\u00f6zle okuyun. Ben yine gelirim.<br \/>\u0130\u015fte p\u00fcsk\u00fcll\u00fc bel\u00e2 diye buna derler. \u0130nsan\u0131n bir g\u00fcn be\u011fenmedi\u011fi bir yaz\u0131y\u0131 ba\u015fka bir g\u00fcn okuyup be\u011fendi\u011fi, y\u00e2da bunun tersi \u00e7ok olur. Belki de yan\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u0131md\u0131r diye hik\u00e2yeyi daha b\u00fcy\u00fck bir dikkatle yeniden okudum. Bu kadar acemice hik\u00e2ye az yaz\u0131lm\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Buna hik\u00e2ye bile denmez.<br \/>\u00dc\u00e7 g\u00fcn sonra damlad\u0131:<br \/>\u2014 Nas\u0131l buldunuz?<br \/>\u2014 Maalesef&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 Yan\u0131l\u0131yorsunuz. O hik\u00e2ye g\u00fczel hik\u00e2yedir.<br \/>\u2014 Olabilir. Ama mizah hik\u00e2yesi de\u011fil.<br \/>\u2014 Bal gibi mizah hik\u00e2yesi.<br \/>\u2014 O da olabilir. Demek ben anlayam\u0131yorum.<br \/>\u2014 Hay\u0131r, siz onu anlars\u0131n\u0131z.<br \/>Dayanamad\u0131m,<br \/>\u2014 Arkada\u015f, \u00fcst\u00fcme varma. Al \u015fu hik\u00e2yem de git ba\u015f\u0131mdan! diye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m.<br \/>\u2014 Hik\u00e2yeyi almam, dedi, ben size o hik\u00e2yenin b\u00fcy\u00fck bir mizah hik\u00e2yesi oldu\u011funu kabul ettirece\u011fim.<br \/>\u2014 Zorla m\u0131 yahu?<br \/>\u2014 Zorla morla&#8230; Ben \u015fimdi gidiyorum. Birka\u00e7 g\u00fcn sonra yine gelirim.<br \/>Bu adam ya deliydi, yada ger\u00e7ekten b\u00fcy\u00fck bir mizah\u00e7\u0131yd\u0131 da ben onun mizah\u0131n\u0131 anlayam\u0131yordum. Mizah anlay\u0131\u015flar\u0131 de\u011fi\u015fik \u00fc\u00e7 ayr\u0131 usta mizah\u00e7\u0131ya bu hik\u00e2yeyi okuttum. \u00dc\u00e7\u00fc de \u00f6nce,<br \/>\u2014 Sen mi yazd\u0131n? diye sordular.<br \/>\u2014 Hay\u0131r, dedim.<br \/>Biri,<br \/>\u2014 Rezalet&#8230; dedi.<br \/>Biri,<br \/>\u2014 \u00c7oluk \u00e7ocuk i\u015fi, dedi.<br \/>\u00d6b\u00fcr\u00fc de,<br \/>\u2014 Sa\u00e7ma, dedi, sa\u00e7man\u0131n bile g\u00fczeli olur. Bu,o bile de\u011fil.<br \/>D\u00f6rt &#8211; be\u015f g\u00fcn sonra d\u00e2hi mizah\u00e7\u0131 geldi.<br \/>\u2014 Nas\u0131l, anlayabildiniz mi? Tad\u0131na varabildiniz mi? dedi.<br \/>\u2014 Karde\u015fim, zorla hik\u00e2yenizi bana be\u011fendirmek istiyorsan\u0131z hemen s\u00f6yleyeyim: Ola\u011fan\u00fcst\u00fc bir mizah hik\u00e2yesi&#8230; Yok, benim \u00f6z d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncemi \u00f6\u011frenmek istiyorsan\u0131z, siz bu i\u015ften hemen vaz ge\u00e7in. Elinizden geldi\u011fi kadar yaln\u0131z mizahla, hik\u00e2ye ile de\u011fil, yaz\u0131 ile hi\u00e7 ilgisi olmayan bir i\u015f tutun. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc mizah hik\u00e2yesi diye yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z bu yaz\u0131da en k\u00fc\u00e7\u00fck bir umut k\u0131v\u0131lc\u0131m\u0131 yok.<br \/>\u2014 A\u00e7\u0131k\u00e7a s\u00f6yleyin, dedi, nerelerini be\u011fenmediniz?<br \/>\u2014 Hi\u00e7bir yerini.<br \/>\u2014 G\u00f6sterin!<br \/>B\u00fct\u00fcn T\u00fcrk\u00e7e yanl\u0131\u015flar\u0131n\u0131, \u00fcst\u00fc alt\u0131n\u0131, alt\u0131 \u00fcst\u00fcn\u00fc tutmayan yerlerini g\u00f6sterdim,<br \/>\u2014 Mizah de\u011fil, so\u011fukluk, dedim. Bir konu yok. D\u00fczg\u00fcn bir anlat\u0131\u015f yok. Bilgi yok. Bilgisizlik<br \/>\u00e7ok. Bir ortaokul \u00f6\u011frencisi bunu kompozisyon diye yazsa, inan\u0131n, s\u0131n\u0131fta kal\u0131r.<br \/>\u2014 Yoksa beni k\u0131skan\u0131yorsunuz, \u00e7ekemiyorsunuz da ondan m\u0131 b\u00f6yle s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsunuz? dedi.<br \/>G\u00fcld\u00fcm.<br \/>\u2014 Yaz\u0131n\u0131z\u0131 be\u011fenip, birazc\u0131k d\u00fczelterek bir mizah dergisinde yay\u0131nlatsayd\u0131m, bunu bana \u00f6b\u00fcrleri gibi siz de s\u00f6yleyebilirdiniz ama, sizinle bir ilintimiz yok ki, ne diye sizi k\u0131skanay\u0131m&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 \u00d6yleyse, hik\u00e2yemin alt\u0131na, bu s\u00f6ylediklerinizi yazar, imzalar m\u0131s\u0131n\u0131z?<br \/>Bu bel\u00e2y\u0131 ba\u015fka t\u00fcrl\u00fc ba\u015f\u0131mdan atam\u0131yacakt\u0131m. Hik\u00e2ye i\u00e7in b\u00fct\u00fcn \u015fu yukar\u0131dan beri s\u00f6ylediklerimin hepsini yazd\u0131m, alt\u0131na da imzay\u0131 bast\u0131m.<br \/>O da hik\u00e2yesini al\u0131p gitti.<br \/>Ben ondan yakam\u0131 kurtard\u0131m san\u0131yordum. Ertesi g\u00fcn yine gelmez mi!<br \/>\u2014 Efendi, sen benim ba\u015f\u0131ma bel\u00e2 m\u0131s\u0131n? Defol!.. diye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m.<br \/>O so\u011fukkanl\u0131,<br \/>\u2014 Yava\u015f gel, dedi, bug\u00fcnden sonra bir daha gelecek de\u011filim.<br \/>Kopar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f bir dergi yapra\u011f\u0131 uzatt\u0131,<br \/>\u2014 Okuyun \u015funu! dedi.<br \/>Okudum. Bana getirdi\u011fi hik\u00e2yenin bas\u0131lm\u0131\u015f\u0131yd\u0131.<br \/>\u2014 Tebrik ederim sizi, dedim, hik\u00e2yenizi yay\u0131nlam\u0131\u015flar<br \/>demek.<br \/>\u2014 Bir de \u015funu okuyun!<br \/>Bu da d\u00fcn bir k\u00e2\u011f\u0131da el yaz\u0131s\u0131 ile hik\u00e2yesinin alt\u0131na yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m yarg\u0131 idi:<br \/>\u00abT\u00fcrk\u00e7e yanl\u0131\u015flar\u0131 var. Dil bozuk. Ne demek istedi\u011fi anlat\u0131lm\u0131yor. \u00c7ok acemice. Konu yok. Hi\u00e7bir mizah yan\u0131 yok. Bir ortaokul \u00f6\u011frencisi b\u00f6yle bir yaz\u0131 yazsa, T\u00fcrk\u00e7e dersinden s\u0131n\u0131fta kal\u0131r. <br \/>Hik\u00e2ye yazmaktan hemen vaz ge\u00e7ip, yaz\u0131 ile uzak yak\u0131n ili\u015fkisi olmayan ba\u015fka bir i\u015f yapman\u0131z\u0131 sal\u0131k veririm.\u00bb<br \/>\u2014 \u015eimdi de \u015fu dergiye bak\u0131n! dedi.<br \/>Uzatt\u0131\u011f\u0131 dergi, benim yaz\u0131 yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m dergilerden biriydi. Demin kopar\u0131lm\u0131\u015f yaprakta okudu\u011fum hik\u00e2ye o dergide \u00e7\u0131km\u0131\u015ft\u0131. Ama as\u0131l \u015fa\u015f\u0131lacak yan\u0131 hik\u00e2yenin \u00fcst\u00fcnde koskocaman benim ad\u0131m yaz\u0131l\u0131yd\u0131.<br \/>\u2014 Bu yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z ay\u0131p! diye ba\u011f\u0131rd\u0131m. Kendi hik\u00e2yenizi nas\u0131l utanmadan benim hik\u00e2yem diye yutturdunuz?<br \/>\u2014 Yan\u0131l\u0131yorsunuz, dedi, bu hik\u00e2ye iki y\u0131l \u00f6nce yay\u0131nlanm\u0131\u015f, sizin hik\u00e2yenizdir. Derginin tarihine bak\u0131n, eskidir. Sizin hik\u00e2yeniz, g\u00f6rd\u00fcn\u00fcz ya&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 Demek benim!..<br \/>\u2014 Evet, sizin ya&#8230;<br \/>\u2014 Ben yazm\u0131\u015f\u0131m ha!..<br \/>\u2014 Evet, siz. Hatt\u00e2 g\u00fcnl\u00fck \u00fc\u00e7 gazetede de, bak\u0131n, \u00abMizah\u0131m\u0131z\u0131n en g\u00fczel hik\u00e2yesi, \u015faheser bir hik\u00e2ye\u00bb diye, sizin ad\u0131n\u0131zla il\u00e2n edilmi\u015f.<br \/>\u2014 Yaaa&#8230; Bo\u015funa de\u011fil, daha okur okumaz, ben o hik\u00e2yede gizli bir g\u00fczellik oldu\u011funu sezmi\u015ftim. De\u011fi\u015fik bir mizah\u0131 var, bilmem fark\u0131na vard\u0131n\u0131z m\u0131?<br \/>Bu sefer de o bana dikildi:<br \/>\u2014 Bu a\u015fa\u011f\u0131l\u0131k hik\u00e2ye i\u00e7in kendi elinle \u015furaya yazd\u0131klar\u0131n ne olacak?<br \/>\u2014 Siz ona bakmay\u0131n. B\u00fct\u00fcn b\u00fcy\u00fck eserlerin kaderi budur. Zamanlar\u0131nda anla\u015f\u0131lmazlar. Onlar\u0131n de\u011ferleri, b\u00fcy\u00fck eser olduklar\u0131, sonradan anla\u015f\u0131l\u0131r. O hik\u00e2yenin ne b\u00fcy\u00fck eser oldu\u011funu anla ki. onun de\u011ferini ben bile anlayamad\u0131m.<br \/>B\u00fcy\u00fck bir k\u0131zg\u0131nl\u0131kla,<br \/>\u2014 Sen onu babana yuttur! \u0130nsan mizah hik\u00e2yesi diye b\u00f6yle k\u00f6t\u00fc bir yaz\u0131 yazmaya utan\u0131r be! Ben sana g\u00f6steririm! diye ba\u011f\u0131rarak \u00e7\u0131k\u0131p gitti. Kendi aleyhimde yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m yaz\u0131 da elinde. Ne yapacak bilmem. Ben o g\u00fcnden beri, o k\u00f6t\u00fc hik\u00e2yeyi -nas\u0131l yazm\u0131\u015f\u0131m diye d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcp duruyorum. Ama en sonunda bunun da bir avuntusunu buldum, yoksa deli olacakt\u0131m.<br \/>Bence o hik\u00e2ye mizah sanat\u0131nda b\u00fcy\u00fck bir ba\u015far\u0131d\u0131r. \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc hi\u00e7 kimse \u015fimdiye kadar b\u00f6ylesine k\u00f6t\u00fc bir hik\u00e2ye yazamam\u0131\u015ft\u0131r. Demek k\u00f6t\u00fc bir hik\u00e2ye yazmak istemi\u015fim ve Allah\u0131n izniyle, y\u00fcz\u00fcm\u00fcn akiyle ba\u015farm\u0131\u015f\u0131m da&#8230; \u015eimdi bana, b\u00f6yle s\u00f6ylemek d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcyor. Ba\u015fka ne yapabilirim?<br \/>Ama diyeceksiniz ki:<br \/>\u2014 Senin \u00f6yle hik\u00e2yen bir tane olsa, \u00f6p de ba\u015f\u0131na koy!.. O da do\u011fru. Yaln\u0131z bu i\u015f aram\u0131zda kals\u0131n, herkese duyurmayal\u0131m, olmaz m\u0131?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><em>K\u00f6rd\u00f6\u011f\u00fc\u015f\u00fc | \u015eahaser Bir Hikaye &#8211; Aziz Nesin<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tan\u0131\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131m birisiyle telefonda candan konu\u015famam. \u00c7ekingen, \u00fcrkek olurum. Telefonun \u00f6b\u00fcr ucunda konu\u015fan\u0131n y\u00fcz\u00fcn\u00fc, g\u00f6z\u00fcn\u00fc g\u00f6rmeyince niyetini anlayamazs\u0131n\u0131z ki&#8230; Onun i\u00e7in benimle telefonda ilk konu\u015fanlar, beni ger\u00e7ekte oldu\u011fumdan \u00e7ok daha ters, \u00e7ok daha so\u011fuk san\u0131rlar. 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